Can you decipher…

Which of the following things have not happened to me in the past few days?

1. Met a 21 year old astrophysicist that can’t ride a bicycle
2. Drank white wine in a poncy wine bar in Parson’s Green
3. Got offered Coke by a 6’5 black drag queen
4. Was invited to the Polish ambassador’s garden party
5. Ate strawberry cheesecake while drinking corona
6. Sat in a hot tub naked in the GE club
7. Flooded my Kitchen
8. Tried on tapered jeans
9. Went to the gym at 6h30 am
10. Listen to 2 massive attack albums back to back

And oh yea... Happy London anniversary to me... no suggestions were made thus no celebrations will be either :(

Ha!